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Pullman Cheese Retirement Plan

Eat Your Capital Gains!

"As long as the cheese is unopened and refrigerated it will last indefinitely." WSU Creamery FAQ

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Buy cans of WSU Creamery Cougar Gold ™ and store them in the back of your fridge for when you retire. Plan to have at least 20 cans on retirement in your garage fridge. Twenty cans is currently valued at about $600 + tax/shipping.

In 15 years, that 600ofcheesewillbeworthapproximately3500. Don't go too crazy since the storage of the cans will cost money as well. There is also some risk of bad cheese. In 40 years, that 20 cans will be worth $69K. I guess the big question is whether one could actually sell aged cans of cheese. I for one, would eat those cans, every single one. No taxes for the capital gains that way.

Plan Your Legacy!

Buy those cans, but not for yourself. By cans of cheese for your descendants. After 100 years of cold storage, those cans will be worth millions. Exponential growth baby!